i was talking to my friend today about something to do with hanging out on the last day of school but instead i accidentally said “the season finale of school”

that’s when you know.

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One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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